First of All.....

....in addition to all of the other reasons I hate the vile bastard, Queen Ginger now realizes he has disgusting yellow teeth. Ugh, you know how she can't abide poor dental hygiene! 


And honestly, she couldn't possibly care less who Newt the Fruit Gingrich picks as a running mate, because he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning the election anyway!


But Queen Ginger encourages him to pick Perry, because A: it will get him the hell out of Texas for a while, and B:  he can loose the election for Gingrich as fast as Palin lost it for McCain!

Sometimes, Living in Texas Makes Miss Ginger Feel.....

.... you know.... not so fresh!


I guess that's the price she pays for living in a state where the morons she lives with elected this douchebag governess!!


Here's Rick Perry's latest dog and pony show:  In a feeble attempt at grandstanding to detract attention from his HORRIBLE budget deficit, Perry has once again adopted the GOP's default smoke screen- abortion.


He has actually rushed through a bill in an emergency session that would REQUIRE doctors to perform a sonogram on any woman requesting an abortion, describe the fetus to the woman, and play the fetal heartbeat for her to hear. Based on this ridiculous legislation, the patient would not be allowed to opt out.  She would be forced to endure a procedure she does not want!


But here's the ridiculous part!  This procedure would be forced upon a woman regardless of her reasons for terminating the pregnancy.  So, for the thousands of women on government assistance who may explore termination as an alternative to bringing a child into the world that she can't afford to raise, we are going to make it even more expensive by forcing an expensive medical procedure on her!  If she can't pay?  We'll make the state pay for it!  But wait- the state is FLAT BROKE!! As a matter of fact, $21 MILLION dollars in debt!!!


Maybe humanitarian Rick will just put all those sonograms on his gold Amex!!  


Meanwhile, these idiots in Texas are so naive to his stupidity that they won't notice he is driving the budget into the ground!!