Why didn't they have great toys like this....

when Miss Ginger was a little gurl!?

Drag Terrorists Threaten US Soil!

Gay terrorist cells from somewhere in the middle east are threatening an uprising in the US Homeland! These clever queens apparently slipped by the Department of Homeland Security in a burka-clad shroud, but now that they have infiltrated the US they are adjusting their wardrobe to fit in to mainstream US gay culture. Their leader has been identified at Afghani ex-patriot Yomama Bin Shoppin! Notice how her grey "shoeties" indicate that she has been training for weeks on modern footwear cultural trends!

Miss Ginger's Cameo in the World's Longest Recap!

Through the miracle of Feedjit Miss Ginger has discovered that she's been tagged in what may be the world's longest televesion show recap! On the kinda random site, Television Without Pity, apparently people go in and recap television shows and they are there for the interested world to see. Miss Ginger backtracked through Feedjit and discovered that this random blog has mentioned her on page 10 of it's 23 (yes, 23!) page recap of a show called "Supernatural", a show of which Miss G has never heard. I'm not sure if the show is supposed to be about the Hardy Boys, or if the blogger simply likens the main characters to the Hardy Boys, and I certainly don't have the time or inclination to read 23 pages to find out! (If any of you retirees out there take this on, I'd appreciate a "Readers Digest Condensed Version!)

Anyho, here's the line where Miss G is distinctly mentioned:

Dean, still supremely suspicious, flat-out balks at the offer of food, so Zachariah, either obliviously or intentionally tone-deaf to Dean's demeanor during this sequence, suggests instead a romp in the sack with Ginger Grant, because apparently Dean's into overweight Texas drag queens. "Why, that naughty boy!"

Not sure about you, but I don't know of any other overweight drag queens in the state of Texas named Ginger Grant! They must be talking about me!

Anyway, the boys on the show are really cute, so thanks, Damien, for the shout out, and the chance to fantasize about a romp in the sack with either of these 2!

A Mental Lapse....

Miss Ginger knew she was in trouble when she went to pack for her business trip and her little botttle of "pretty pink pills" was empty. Oh, shit. She had to leave on a 3-day trip and the mail order refill had not yet arrived. "Not to worry", thought the clever Miss G. "I'll just ask the local pharmacy for a partial refill to get me through my trip, and when I get home my three month supply will be in the mailbox."


Let me assure you, you do not want to be the pharmacy tech who has to tell a drag queen she can't refill a prescription for her mood stabilizers! After Miss G let into her, that poor pharmacy girl will probably be on prescriptions for the rest of her life.


Anyway, the pharmacist got on the phone and assured Miss G that should would contact the Dr. the next morning, and that once the Rx was "in the system", Miss G could have it filled at whatever random podunk Louisiana Walgreen's she found herself near.


So Miss G has had her pill. Her skin is crawling. Her brain no longer feels inside out. Everything is normal again. Whew! Disaster averted. Except for the unfortunate pharmacy girl incident. Hopefully she will recover from Miss G's wrath! It wasn't done out of hatred: Miss G was a very sick woman at the time!