The Red-Headed Woman in the Middle...

seems particularly offended by the term "shame-fisted"... just sayin'!

'nuf Said!

Terror in the Royal Mews!

Lena Lincoln was viciously attacked by a savage garage door this morning in the carriageway, and Queen Ginger is almost certain it was a hate crime!  That door has been nothing but trouble since it came to the palace, and it's had a real distaste for SUV's since it lost a battle with Tallulah Tahoe during Hurricane Ike!


Anyway, there was Lena, gracefully lowering her tailgate in her stately, coy way, when out of no where, this garage door came barreling down it's tracks like it's late for a meal!  Poor Lena never saw it coming, and her tail became inextricably pinned by the hinge of the door! By the time she wiggled loose, that door had made a gaping scratch down her backside! It was an expensive lesson for our girl and the Queen alike, but now we both know to make sure Lena's tail is securely tucked before we drop gates on the palace for the night!


Lena was obviously quite shaken by the ordeal, but no one was more distraught than the Queen!  We always hate to see our children in pain, but especially at such a young, innocent age!


Royal business avails, and the Queen will be quite busy for the next couple of weeks while we wait for the swelling to go down.  At that point,  the Queen can take her in for a little plastic surgery, and no one will be the wiser!  Meanwhile, Lena is wearing her dark glasses and keeping a low profile- she doesn't want this all caught up in the paparazzi!