First of All.....

....in addition to all of the other reasons I hate the vile bastard, Queen Ginger now realizes he has disgusting yellow teeth. Ugh, you know how she can't abide poor dental hygiene! 


And honestly, she couldn't possibly care less who Newt the Fruit Gingrich picks as a running mate, because he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning the election anyway!


But Queen Ginger encourages him to pick Perry, because A: it will get him the hell out of Texas for a while, and B:  he can loose the election for Gingrich as fast as Palin lost it for McCain!