A New 'Snap Among Us!

Seems like it's been years since we had a newbie around here! Welcome Kyler to the hot tranny mess we call TFBOMGG!

And check him out, everybody:

he's a cutie!

His blog is called Out Left. Hmmm, wonder what it's all about?!

Not that anyone's counting, but that makes 55 GingerSnaps in this crazy box of cookies!

To Hell With the Package....

.....show us the guys who made the cake! I mean, beautiful fruits who know how to make a cake out of wine! I gotta meet these guys!

Better yet, show us THEIR package!

I Love This!

I hope you do to!

FABULOUS Funnies!

Flawless and Fearless!

Miss Ginger never really thought of herself as "fearless" person, but recently Bob and Edder put a meme on their blogs listing their fears, and it made Miss G realize that she doesn't have a lot! Really, there are just 2. Snakes, for sure. Growing up in South Lousiana, most of the snakes you are apt to come across are deady, so Miss G has always had a healthy fear of them. And as I've grown older, and have lost my mom, I have developed a healthy fear of strokes. I'm not scared for a stroke to kill me- I'm not afraid of death. I'm just afraid of being left without my occupational abilities, unable to take care of myself. That would suck, and it's been my primary motivation for losing weight.
Other than that, I don't have a lot of other common fears:
1. Bugs. We have roaches in Texas that have to pay taxes. They gross me out but I'm not scared of them.
2. Heights. As long as I'm on a stable surface, they don't bother me.
3. Vomit. Again, grossed out, but not scared.
4. Public speaking. Give me the microphone and get outta my way!
5. Hurricanes. Healthy respect, yes. But I survived Ike and it was pretty bad.
6. Losing friends and relatives. SO MANY people who were important to me are already gone. I can and will survive!

I thought this was a really thought provoking meme! What are your fears?

Joan Was a RIOT!

OMG! I have not laughed so hard in AGES! Joan's opening act was this guy who was kind of lame, but Joan TOTALLY made up for it with her unique, irreverant form of comedy! Her "schtick" was that she would start the show as soon as she got rid of all the people she didn't like! The LESBIANS: "They don't laugh!" The CHILDREN: "They piss me off!" The OLD PEOPLE: "They can't hear!" The ASIANS: "They don't understand!" It's much funnier when Joan says it, but you get the drift: by the time she was "done", all that was left was an audience full of gay men! Of course, they hooped and hollered! She has incredible energy and enthusiasm, and a true appreciation for her fans! What a great night of entertainment!

Can We Talk?

Tonight Miss G is off to the Hobby Center for Performing Arts to see the FABULOUS Miss Joan Rivers! I have always thought she is totally hilarious! She is glamourous, funny, and she loves the gays!

It's actually a double whammy of the funny ladies tonight in H-town. Across the street from Hobby at the Aerial Theatre, Lisa Lampanelli will crack up all the gay boys that didn't make it to see Joan! There'll be a few more laugh lines on all of our faces tomorrow!