First off, Miss G HATES Hallmark! Those stores give me the willies! They are always owned and staffed by some wretched "Christian" woman who hires her entire Vacation Bible School class to work for her. They are filled with stupid tchotchkes that are so infuriatingly "cute" and "sweet" that Miss G stumbles out in a sugar coma.
The whole concept is just so contrived.... think about it:
You're supposed to buy a card to tell somebody that you love them.
If your relationship is healthy, you should be doing that every day anyway!
You're supposed to give people a box of chocolates shaped like a heart.
Not an efficient shape for candy packaging! You can get way more candy into a rectangle!
You're supposed to go out for a romantic candlelight dinner.
Miss Ginger eats out almost every night- nothing magical there!
You're supposed to fuck like rabbits.
Are you kidding me?! After all that wine, sugar, and rich food, missy bitch is sure to be moody and have a major headache!
So, enjoy your VD if you must!! Just leave Miss Ginger out of it!