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Friday, April 22, 2011

Maybe This Goes A Bit Too Far?

Loyal readers of TFBOMQGG already know Miss Ginger has a hard time with the whole Jesus thing.  It's a great story, but she just doesn't think it ever really happened. Folklore, really.

It DOES leave our gurl a bit bored around Easter.  Really, with no eggs to dye and hide, and no worshiping and praising to be done,  there's not a whole lot left to do, once the Peep art masterpiece is finished!

So, as she searched the internet from one end to the other trying to answer the question:

she discovered a site that may even be too tasteless for her!

Using critical thinking that is too weird even for Miss Ginger,  this site surmises that:

Everything that rises from the dead is a zombie.

Jesus Christ arose from the dead.

Therefore, Jesus must be a zombie!

Well, Miss Ginger doesn't believe in Jesus, but she certainly doesn't think he's a zombie.  And, while she does  believe that the teachings of the bible are  great stories used for ages to help people learn right from wrong, she would never insult her christian friends by implying that she thinks that Jesus is a zombie.

She does, however, enjoy turning her Peeps into zombies by biting their tiny little heads off! 

BTW, what's your favorite color Peep?  Have you been able to find them this year?  If not, try using the PeepFinder to locate your favorite Peep Product by Zipcode!

Hoppy Easter, everybunny!


David Dust said...

My favorite Jeebus story is the one where he gets bit by a radioactive spider and then gets all kind of SpideY Powers!

Or maybe it's the story they tell during the Christmas season about Jeebus' Holy birth on Planet Krypton and how he was rocketed to Earth as an infant by his scientist father Jor-El (AKA "God"), moments before Krypton's destruction. That's a good one too.

Happy Easter!


Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

If only folks could treat every day as easter instead of only once a year. Hope you have a good weekend, and am looking forward to Mother's Day :o)

mrs. miss alaineus said...

will have to check out the zombie jeebus site. i, unlike you, find that stuff very important to share so that all viewpoints on religion are carefully considered...

i love peep bunnies. i feel less bad when i bite their heads off.


Joy said...

The peep tree is bootiful! I like it! xoxoxoxoxo


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