No News is, Well, No News....

It's still leaking. BP is clearly woefully negligent. And now my friends in New Orleans are reporting that the whole city smells like diesel fuel. I guess Miss G will find out for herself next week. It's so, so sad.

Mr. Cushing has revealed that he tested positive for HGc, which is NOT a steroid. It is a compound frequently taken by steroid users between "cycles" to reverse the tesicular shrinkage caused by steroid use. That is SO much better. Miss Ginger is certain he is doing this out of consideration for her, just in case she decides she would enjoy a little "teabagging". Which she might, if Sarah Palin and her ilk had not ruined that word for the rest of us!!!

Ketchup...

Okay, quickly, before Miss G passes out from exhaustion, is a chance for you to catch up:

Tomorrow is the underwriter "Booze and Schmooze" that Miss G is hosting to (hopefully) convince folks to underwrite the ball this year. Her plan is to get them drunk the minute they hit the door and convince them to write a check while they still have some control of their motor skills. Wish me luck! While Celia's sister cleaned the house today (long story), Boy G cleaned the yard so Miss G could plant some pretty flowers. They completly skipped spring gardening this year and went straight to summer, selecting heat tolerant plants that won't burn up since it is already swealtering in Texas! Pictures later.

She's also been hard at work trying to get the first fundraiser of the year to come to life, and has finally set a date and a venue. That's a load off of her mind... the venue is the hardest part. After that, it's all smooth sailing!

In other news:

The box didn't work. Color Miss Ginger surprised. What's next? A giant shop vac outfitted with a humongous coffee filter to separate the oil from the water? Meanwhile, tar balls are washing up in Alabama. Believe it or not, Alabama actually just got grosser!

AND:

Mr. Cushing swears the illegal substance wasn't steroids. And Miss Ginger wants to believe him. She's even given him his key back. But, he's going to have to sleep in the guest room until she's sure. She can't be having a 265 lb. hunk of burning love going off on her in a 'roid rage with her busy schedule! She doesn't have time for such drama!

AND FINALLY:

Betty White on SNL! What a hoot! Miss G will be laughing about "Wizard of Ass" for a long, long time!

A Scandalous Update from GingerLand!

Remember this post where Miss G asked "what's not to love about Houston Texan's linebacker Brian Cushing?



Well, apparently the Ex Mr. Ginger has little substance abuse problem, according to the Houston Chronicle!

Now, Miss Ginger is a patient type and will put up with a lot of transgressions! But DRUGS?! Really?! Is the love of Miss Ginger not enough to keep you high on life?!

Proof positive: a good man is hard to find!!

Moving On....

Houston Texans line backer Brian Cushing has been named to the Pro Bowl, according to this article in the Houston Chronicle.
Of course, after thanking his coach, his parents, God, and everyone else he could think of, do you think it occurred to him to thank his most ardent supporter, Miss Ginger Grant?? Men are pigs!

Luckily, Miss Ginger had another one waiting in the wings, as our gurl is often wont to do! Check out the new future Mr. Ginger Grant, defensive tackle Jeff Zgonina!

Does this man has the squarest head in the NFL or WHAT?!!! Look at that jawline! LOVE IT!!!


At 6'2" and 285 lbs, this hunk o' meat has ALL the goods he needs to be the next Mr. Grant! Check out the arms:

the thighs and calves! Total GingerBait®, top to bottom!!


He even cleans up real nice, although I imagine it takes a cutom made suit to fit that enormous slab of meat! Good thing Miss G has inside connections!
So once again, Miss G dives into a relationship head (very square head!) first! Do you think this one will work out?

More Hot Jocks from Texas!

The Houston Texans may not be the winningest team in football, but they do have a penchant for hiring beautiful men to wear those tight little pants!

Miss Ginger's latest crush: linebacker Brian Cushing!

What's not to love about this rookie from USC???

He weighs 265 gorgeous pounds and has arms of death:

He has this cocky facial expression that sorta channels Matthew Rush, Miss G's favorite porn star:

When he's not playing football, for shits and giggles he competes in the greatest sport of all time: strongman competitions!

And, he has the most dynamic hair in the NFL!!!

Ginger Grant Cushing..... I think it has a nice ring to it, ne'st ce pas?