Her Royal Carriage Awaits...

... and she shall be christened, and known for now and evermore as HRC Lena Lincoln V!!!


Could there be a more fitting name for a mocha-colored beauty of mixed heritage?  


I think not!








Let's hope this beautiful ride ages as well as her namesake did!

Help Name the Royal Carriage!

The naming of a Royal Carriage is serious business! This task is not to be taken lightly, for the Queen must depend upon this Royal conveyance for both her State Affairs and the day-to-day management of her Kingdom! Many stately coaches have come before her, so Her Royal Carriage V must have a name  even more powerful and important than her most memorable ancestors! (HRC III Sally Silverado can be seen in the background!)


There is specific protocol that MUST be followed in the naming of a Royal Coach!
1. All identities must begin with the "HRC" nomenclature, identifying the vehicle as both a Royal Carriage and a supporter of equal treatment for all!
2. The title must alliterate. (google it, Maddie!)  This is a long-standing tradition among Royal Carriages and must be followed!
3.  The values of the machine's origins should be respected.  Ethnic and cultural heritage should be evident in the naming.




That being said, we have a couple of "technical difficulties", but Queen Ginger is confident that her GingerSnaps are up to the task!


First, her actual "given" name is quite unwieldy. "MKX" is a rather unfortunate birth name, but we Royals have dealt with that for years!  I mean, "Shlesweig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg" doesn't have nearly the ring of, say, "Windsor", now does it? Perhaps we can focus on the name given by her father's side of the family, whose honesty and integrity shape the history of our country!



Secondly, she, like many Royals, is a bit of a "mutt". While she carries a decidedly American surname, she was actually assembled in Canada. And judging by the color of her skin, I'm pretty sure my dearly departed King Daddy would say she appears "to have a little cream in her coffee!"



So, what's it gonna be, dear GingerSnaps? Leave your recommendations for the new carriage's name in the comments!!

Incredibly Busy!!

WTF?!  Queen Ginger is just not important enough to be THIS busy!!!
So much has been going on that Lady G just doesn't know where to begin!

First of all, it had been HEINOUSLY hot here in Texas this summer!  And DRY!!  In this soggy, humidity-ridden part of the state, we have actually been asked to ration water and reduce our dependence on electrical energy! The City of Houston has given us specific watering days (Sunday and Thursday for you detail queens!) and  ERCOT  has warned of record weekend usage, possibly requiring rolling blackouts over the weekend!  How will Miss G dry her luxurious red hair?


Additionally, social obligations have been off the charts!  It started with the HRC Gala at the beginning of the summer, and it hasn't let up yet! Last weekend was the Krewe's Trash Disco Party, and Queen G is STILL soaking her feet from all of that "boogying" and such!


 On top of the social obligations, Boy G has been INSANELY busy at work, all in a good way, but there's never any rest for the winners!  Southern Decadence will be a "no go" for the G's this year... WAY too much going on, and too insanely hot to even consider attending! It's been a while since she's missed it, but this year, it's not in the cards!


And on top of all else,  the Queen decided her carriage did not befit a sovereign of her stature, so she has spent much of her online time as of late considering the options for new royal conveyance.

She's landed upon a model named after Amurca's 16th President,  and Queen G is proud to "Ride Amurcan", even though she knows it was assembled in Canada, from parts made in Malaysia!  But the engine and transmission were made in Amurca, dammit, hand assembled with loving care by migrant workers from Mexico!  It's as Amurcan as apple pie! 




Lest my dear sister DD think she is going to get a ride to Gristedes after my trip through the tunnel (above), that is NOT the CDQG (Carriage de Queen Ginger)!  Her's is a more royal bronze tone, with a limited interior only found on a a select few vehicles!  And ALL Royal Carriages MUST be named, so look forward to a photo tomorrow so you can share your opinion of a title befitting such a luxurious machine!

Speaking of luxurious, Miss Ginger finally got a tour of the FABULOUS new Legacy Montrose Clinic she has been working so hard to help fund! Actually, "luxurious" is probably not an appropriate word to describe the practical, efficient facility that has been built to LEED compliance, but for the Legacy staff that has been scattered across the far-flung, under-spaced facilities, I'm sure it will feel like a dream come true!  Not to mention the clients, who will now have comfortable, spacious, private waiting rooms reserved for their specific needs!  There are separate facilities for primary care, eye care, dental care, pediatric care, behavioral care... 3 floors of care, plus administrative offices all in one place!  Both Queen Ginger and Boy Ginger could not be prouder of the "baby" they have worked so hard to produce, along with countless others in the Houston community who understand the need for this crucial care!


If you're so inclined,  plan on attending the Grand Opening ceremony on October 16th!  Miss G is pretty sure she can score you a VIP tour!!


So, our busy gurl gets to put on her scrubs tomorrow and help Boy G clean out the garage!  We can't expect that beautiful machine to bake in the hot Texas sun now, can we?!

Congratulations, Sarah!

Miss Ginger's Tasteless Joke of the Day®

What does a Muslim pussy look like?
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For real?!  Surely you didn't think I would put one of "those things" on this family blog?!

Walk Score® Results Are Out...

and the Big Apple has ousted the Golden Gate as the "Most Walkable US City"  with a "walkability score" of 85.3%!  This should be great news for everyone's favorite walking bunny, who thought he was just walking because the traffic is too bad to drive a car!!  Truth is, his city offers more treasures within walking distance of more addresses than any other city in the country!  The #4 ranking goes to GingerSnap-rich Chicago, and Mistress Maddie enjoys the #5 ranking... at least whenever she drags her hung over ass into the city! 


Poor lazy Miss Ginger is stuck in Houston, which, surprisingly, ranked 23rd out of 50. Heat, distance, and humidity make Houston very unwalkable in Miss Ginger's book, but according to the survey, some places are worse (sucks being Oklahoma City!)


Interestingly enough, however, Miss Ginger's humble domicile enjoys a walkability rating of 85%!!  Her historic neighborhood was built as a "streetcar community", where everything was designed to be a short walk from the streetcar line.  The electric streetcars are long since gone, but the long, narrow layout remains, making distances pretty manageable.  Now, if only we could find a solution for the heat and humidity, Miss G might actually stretch her legs and get some exercise!


Check out the amenities within walking distance of Miss G, and then put in your own address to see your score!  Which GingerSnap has the highest walkability rating?

Life Has Been....

....kinda crappy lately!


It's hot as hell!
I'm tired and cranky all the time...
My big fat mouth got me in trouble at work....
I haven't lost any weight even though I haven't been drinking or even eating much....
Money's tight....
things keep breaking and costing money to repair...






I'm tired of this rut!!!   I wanna be THIS again:

Thanks for sharing this delicious rant with me... "The house whine of the South!"