You Got to Have Friends!

And now the FABULOUS Blog of Miss Ginger Grant has 40 of them!!! It's a milestone that humbles Miss G more than you can imagine! And whether you were one of Miss Ginger's first followers from the J-land days, or if you have just joined her legions of loyal fans, she is truly honored that you think enough of her ideas and humor to make her a part of your online lives! She thinks the Divine Miss M said it best:

You've Got to Have Friends!

The GingerSnap Counter has been teetering for a week now at 29!!! Surely you people have friends out there who would enjoy the wit and wisdom of the woman we call Ginger! Send them a link and invite them to stop by so we can get the numbers rolling again!

Miss Ginger's Bette Midler StyleSession®

The Divine Miss M is truly divine, and one of Miss G's favorite performers! Personally, Miss G loves her style, but dressing such a petite frame can be a challenge! Here are some tips for Bette:

DO show off the girls! They truly are divine, Miss M!


DO wear your hair up. It elongates your look and makes you look taller and leaner!











DO favor jackets that come to the middle of the hip or a bit lower, and DO wear jackets without collars. Both of these extend the line of the body and give the illusion of height.

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DO work the 40's, Hollywood glam vibe! On your petite frame, it's cute and timeless

AND OF COURSE, no StyleSession® is complete without some DON'TS:

DON'T wear dresses that you swiped out of a dressing room in Branson, Missouri. Or off of a cruise ship!

DON'T wear jackets with large collars or double breasts! The scale is too large for your frame and you look like you are being swallowed by your clothes. And, it's just too matronly for you!

DON'T wear matte jersey, a fabric hereby selected as Miss Ginger as the least flattering and least glamorous fabric on Earth! Sure, it's comfortable and it travels well, but you're a DIVA, not a district manager for Lane Bryant!


DON'T wear high waisted pants. It makes it look like someone stole your boobs and set them on a stump!

DON'T forget your pants! We love you, but we don't wanna see your lady business!

AND FINALLY, DON'T forget to look in the mirror. And when you do, if you see Bernadette Peters, or Meryl Streep, for God's sake, take your clothes off and start over!

Miss Ginger Bites into Vegas!

Say goodbye to Miss Ginger's old,gross teeth!

She arrived in Vegas yesterday to get them all fixed up, and tomorrow the "temporary" new ones go in.

If you saw her old post, you know that Dr. Mitchmore has been working on realigning her bite to keep the gums from moving away from the teeth and to get the proper alignment to stop the bite from collapsing. He even invited Miss Ginger to come with him to the Las Vegas Institute for Cosmetic Dentistry to show off his most FABULOUS patient to his peers, mentors, and teachers. Being the control freak that she is, Miss Ginger is thrilled to be getting a "behind the scenes" look at how the procedures come together, and she's getting to meet the experts in the field as they look into her FABULOUS example of a mouth that can be made prettier! (How's that for a positive spin on things!)

Dr. Mitchmore has been a real doll, and is treating his "customer of the year" like royalty! Last night, he took Miss Ginger to see one of her favorite co-Divas, Bette, at Caesar's Palace, in the room that Celine built, and Rene lost in a game of poker. Her latest shindig, "the Showgirl Must Go On" is, of course, bawdy, spectacular, and thoroughly entertaining!

Then today, while Dr. M. sat in lectures filling his already full brain to overflowing with dental knowledge, Miss G checked in with the staff at LVI to get her photos taken (there were papparazzi everwhere! Everyone wanted photos of Miss G's mouth!) They also hooked her up to some rather unnatractive wiring and took some computer scan of her mouth in action. (Good think she hadn't had any cocktails- then her mouth would've burned up the computer!)

Later, Dr. M. came by to adjust a couple of little things for tomorrow, then sent Miss G back to the hotel for a FABULOUS, relaxing massage by the ever handsome Brad, who almost made Miss G forget she has to spend 5 hours in a dentist chair tomorrow! So after tomorrow, Miss G will have beautiful new plastic teeth, and in one month Miss G will have FABULOUS porcelain ones that will look just like her original teeth, on whiter, straighter, prettier, healthier, and more durable than before!