You know the classics:
and here's a new one:
Phyllis Mangina?! Really?
Assuming that she's a lesbian, which she appears to be, "Mangina" would be the name given by her parents. Can you imagine that conversation between Mr. and Mrs. Mangina?:
Mrs. M: What should we name out little bundle of joy?
Mr. M: How about "Anita"?
Mrs. M: No, I don't like the way that sounds?
Mr. M: How about "Bertha"?
Mrs. M: Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
Mr. M: How about "Phyllis"? "Phyllis Mangina". That's a great name!
Mrs. M: Perfect! And we'll give her my maiden name as her middle name! "Phyllis Cameltoe Mangina!" Our little girl!