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Thursday, December 8, 2011

Elimination Challenge!

(Okay, commenters: get ready!  Miss Ginger is really throwing you a bone with this one! ) 


Hey reality TV fans: over the past few months, Miss Ginger has had some "elimination challenges" of her own. These past few weeks have been dreadful, and this week, things have become so bad she has had to call the doctor!!


Rest assured, she has tried just about every OTC product on the shelf!!


This hasn't helped:
nor this:

or even that old standby, this:

Now, Miss Ginger herself has told her share of hemorrhoid, Preparation H, and suppository jokes over the years, but she assures you, dear GingerSnaps, this is no laughing matter!  The pain is intense and constant! It keeps her up at night, and makes it painful to sit, stand, walk, or lie down- and there aren't a whole lot of other choices, lest she can learn to  float in mid air!

So tomorrow our gurl gets to go to the doc and put her feet in the stirrups so he can try to figure out what's going on.  You KNOW she had to be miserable to have made THAT appointment! 

So, dear 'snaps, there ya go- comment fodder like Miss G has never before lobbed across the plate to you before.  Please, don't disappoint! 

4 comments:

David Dust said...

Girl, I had no idea you suffered from the ASSteroids!! Poor thing....

XOXOXOXOXOXO

mrs.missalaineus said...

after my own colon escapades i just want you to feel better.

xxalainaxx

theminx said...

When I was a kid, my mother made the mistake of telling me about her friend Ronnie's hemorrhoids. I guess it was a didactic tale, to keep me from sitting on cold concrete so I don't get "piles." Anyhoo, one day Ronnie came over for a visit and I politely asked her how her ass was feeling. I think I was about 6 at the time.

mistress maddie said...

Girl, this is just one golden moment I could run with with jokes, but will refrain, except to say aren't your feet in the stirrups on weekend usually? While I have never had them, one of the guys I'm seeing just found at he got them too. And he said the pain is terrible. Maybe I better buy some dounuts at a good rate to give as gifts. Well keep us posted and try to relax. Have you taken hot baths? I heard that helps relieve some pain. And try hard to float yourself, your talented and a Queen after all!!!

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