Hey reality TV fans: over the past few months, Miss Ginger has had some "elimination challenges" of her own. These past few weeks have been dreadful, and this week, things have become so bad she has had to call the doctor!!
Rest assured, she has tried just about every OTC product on the shelf!!
This hasn't helped:
or even that old standby, this:
Now, Miss Ginger herself has told her share of hemorrhoid, Preparation H, and suppository jokes over the years, but she assures you, dear GingerSnaps, this is no laughing matter! The pain is intense and constant! It keeps her up at night, and makes it painful to sit, stand, walk, or lie down- and there aren't a whole lot of other choices, lest she can learn to float in mid air!
So tomorrow our gurl gets to go to the doc and put her feet in the stirrups so he can try to figure out what's going on. You KNOW she had to be miserable to have made THAT appointment!
So, dear 'snaps, there ya go- comment fodder like Miss G has never before lobbed across the plate to you before. Please, don't disappoint!