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Friday, February 17, 2012

When Gay News Breaks....

Queen Ginger fixes it, so you don't have to sift through all the crap!

So the story, right here in H-Town, is that former city councilman Michael Berry allegedly (and by "allegedly" I mean "bitch did it!") backed his black Tahoe into another car, and then left the scene, a couple of weeks ago.  So, a hit and run by a former elected official is bad enough, but, hey, he ain't running for anything these days, so if he wants to play bumper cars, that his business.  

But, it gets more interesting.  This all happened outside of TC's, one of Houston's diviest most established "show bars".  And by show bars, I mean drag shows. Anyhoo, Berry backed into the bouncer's car. Ouch. And oh, guess what... he recognized Berry as a patron of the bar. There's surveillance video of him tipping the trannys patronizing the establishment. No biggie, right? I mean, the guy has a right to be into tranny showgirls.  And it's not like he's in public office anymore.

But here's the catch-  after he left city council, Miss Trannylove took herself a job as a radio host of a conservative radio talk show, on a conservative talk radio station here in Houston.  Yes, the fag hater sips from the fairy cup. And he got caught with a snoot full of "tea".  Spill it, gurl!  Methinks she doth protest too much!

Around the country, Target stores are checking out your baskets- and they are processing your shopping orders, as well!  It seems Target has developed spot on algorithms to use your purchase history to predict what you will buy in the future, and market those specific items to you.   What brought this all to light was the case of a father who was irate that Target was bombarding his daughter with ads for diapers, wipes, and other things that a young mother would need... as though they were encouraging this young, unmarried girl to procreate. Turns out, unknown to daddy, she was preggers at the time.  Oops! Since then, Target has learned to sprinkle random objects into the trojan horse marketing to throw off their scent. Queen Ginger has been wondering why she's been getting so many coupons for Preparation H!!

And finally, after a scorching, draught-ridden summer, the Gulf Coast is getting more than it's share of rain!  The histrionic queens weathermen are predicting fierce rains, flooding, and mass destruction from thunderstorms overnight.  Or, maybe Queen Ginger is performing in a drag show. Not much difference! They're both all wet!


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Kailyn said...

For a brief moment I missed my old job but then I remembered it what I missed was from two years ago when the company still used an insurance broker based in Houston. A year ago they switched to these folks out of Chicago. Just wasn't the same. The folks in Houston would pick up the phone and call when I sent them an unusual request to make sure that they got it right. And being belles and all, we would chitchat. They would tell me about some impending storm and whether they would need to evacuate. What folks don't recognize is the importance of these little conversations. Have a few of these and you know you can call that person up on short notice and they will deliver for you.

Also loved the other stories.

mrs.missalaineus said...

i love the news according to miss ginger!

my adhd addled brain just realized that kailyn's mee is flying the one finger salute- classic!


Bob said...

Miss Berry's stories makes me giggle.

behrmark said...

A most excellent post. No wonder you're Queen!


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