As many of you faithful GingerSnaps know, Queen Ginger fancies herself a bit of a drag queen Martha Stewart. Not only is the resemblance uncanny, but the Queen modestly boasts that she can meet Martha glitter for glitter, spatula for spatula, and garden for garden when it comes to practical domesticity. You all KNOW Queen Ginger can serve some major HOUSEWIFE REALNESS, OKAYYYYYYYY?
Queen Ginger has blogged many times about her domestic prowess, and has recently started a satellite blog that further reveals her amazing kitchen wizardry! And each times she creates a post that basks in her manoristic glory, she tags it "drag queen martha stewart" just KNOWING that the bitch googles herself regularly, and would certainly want to meet someone even more beautiful and talented than she!
Do you know that damn google doesn't even FIND Queen Ginger's posts?! I mean, really, that motherf&*#r must be defective, because it finds all of her other posts! Google "drag queen ginger grant"... her blog is first on the list! Google "drag queen philanthropy".... guess who's first! Google "Miss Mint Julep"... there I am!
But google "drag queen martha stewart"? Crickets.
Miss Ginger MUST meet Martha! It's in her DNA to be one with this domestic goddess! Since Momma G passed away, Martha is all I have for advice on stuffing, sewing, and all things glitter and sparkly!
It's an obsession... but not a scary, stalkerish kind!
HOW can Queen Ginger meet Martha? Anyone got any ideas?