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Saturday, May 15, 2010

Demotivated

Miss Ginger and the kitties just can't seem to get motivated. This house is a wreck! The guest room has piles of junk. The closet looks like a drag queen and a business man exploded in there. The dining room table is piled with (thankfully clean) dishes from last Sunday's party. The cat box needs to be cleaned. And the car is sitting in the garage with a flat tire!!


So what are the Ginger's doing about it?

1. Miss Ginger keeps the door to the guest room closed...


2. Both Ginger's get dressed out of the dryer...


3. We eat out..


4. Jack pees by the back door...


5. Miss Ginger drives the truck.





And no one around here seems to give a shit! Least of all Miss G! The tire has been flat for a week, and oye, she's not up to dealing with that! Remembering the last time she had to buy tires, she's thinking of trading in the car!!





As for the rest of it, she can't even leave it for Celia... she's in Mexico celebrating her 50th wedding anniversary with the husband she never sees because he can't get a green card. How inconsiderate is that?! Her sister Inez is coming tomorrow to shovel out the cat hair and wash the sheets, but she doesn't even know where the rest of that stuff belongs! Miss G is gonna have to get up and help her put it all away. Or maybe she could just clean around it....

And Miss G isn't even sure where all this mess comes from! She certainly doesn't make such a mess... and Boy G SWEARS it's not him! Sure, those cats are messy, but they are WAY too lazy to have created this disaster!


What Miss G needs is a butler! A proper English Butler, to keep an eye on things when she's not around, and to keep the rest of the staff on their toes!

Where on Earth will Miss G find one of those?

I wonder if she has enough Continental miles for a trip to London?

4 comments:

Bob said...

Sounds like you got all the problems solved!
Closed doors, reservations, dryer outfits, pee areas, and a second car.
That's how I'd do it!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Maybe give a luggage carrier a chance first, then work up to butler :o)

David Dust said...

I hear ya, Girl. I need a team of Papis working round the clock to get this Crack Den back in shape.

XOXOXOXOXO

MadeInScotland said...

well around us in our new place. Hurrah! So, I dont think we will need to get any of our own...

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