Linds, honey, you have come a long way from the days when you played those precocious little twins!!
Just look at you now, dear!! The jet black hair is a bit harsh, dontcha think? And I know you're trying to appear respectable in court, but I think you'd be better off turning up the color and turning down the boobage, just a tad!Well, at least you're gonna get some new jewelry out of the deal. The judge has ordered you to trade up this lovely piece of bling for one that monitors the alcohol in your sweat. Nice upgrade.
What's next? A chastity belt for your nose to keep the coke out? You'd better clean up your act, precious, or you're gonna end up sitting next to Amy Winehouse on the losers tour!
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The hilarious Michael K from Dlisted.com described Lindsay's courtroom "look" as:
"Like a rest stop prostitute turned middle-aged office temp who is always asking you for cigarettes and never washes her hands after she pisses".
He NAILED it.
XOXOXOXO
I almost feel bad for her.....
....ALMOST.....
but, amn oh man, those courtroom pictures show a girl who has been rode hard and put awat wet one too many times.
the way she looks made me feel a whole lot better about my day.
xxalainaxx
Just read that Linds may be making a movie with Johnny Knoxville. How far she has fallen.
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