Okay, so are you ready?
Miss Ginger actually KNOWS someone featured on "People of Walmart!"
Okay, let me dedramatize a little bit. Miss Ginger doesn't actually "know" her... she just knows of her! Actually, she's one of the many sights Miss G enjoys seeing in the picturesque city of New Orleans.
Yasee, Lakeside Mall, like virtually every other mall in the country, has those God forsaken cart/hut/kiosk things all over the place. There's one about halfway between America's 1st Choice for Value and Affordable Luxury and the pathetically Arbyless food court. This particular cart sells those designer knock-off sunglasses that one buys one the streets in New York and from mall huts everywhere else. As best as Miss G can tell, it is a sole proprietorship, and is staffed daily by Mistress Solange herself. (That seems like a great name for someone who sells sunglasses from a hut in the mall). Anytime someone works with me at Lakeside for the first time, I always make sure they get to see Mistress Solange in all her glory.
Anyway, Miss G about choked on her martini when she was flipping through "People of Walmart" tonight... There she was, at the Walmart down the street from Lakeside Mall: Mistress Solange herself!!! It really is her, people! And the caption, which validates the location, is even more hilarious!
Wow! You in no way shape or form exactly resemble a blowup sex doll. Not at all. Not even the shocked look on your face. Nope, no sex doll resemblance.
OMG- Miss Ginger about peed herself! She can't wait 'till her next biz trip to NOLA to show the folks at the store!!!