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Sunday, June 5, 2011

A History Lesson for Ms. Palin....

Someone had to do it... might as well be me!

Sarah's Midnight Bus Trip

Listen, Ms. Palin, and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five;
Clearly no Palin is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year.

He said to his friend, "If the British march
By land or sea from the town to-night,
Hang a lantern aloft in the belfry arch
Of the North Church tower as a signal light,--
One if by land, and two if by sea;
And I on the opposite shore will be,
Ready to ride and spread the alarm
Through every Middlesex village and farm,
For the country folk to be up and to arm."

So you see, Sarah, dear, ‘twas not the Brit
but Americans warned, you stupid nit wit!

Just as your bus comes over the ridge,
don’t be surprised if they pull up the bridge.

They’ll batten the hatches, and roll up the streets,
Each window and door will be covered with sheets.
American families hide from your sight
As your spew your stupidity night after night.

With God in your Army you defend war; A phantom of violence with you as the star.
Your victims are victims whose rights are forlorn,
And despite an attack, the mistake must be born.
These victims of rape, according to you
must bear the child; they must see it through.
Though the egg that was wasted through violence and hate
Could be corrected without any wait,

You in your selfish, and ignorant way
will make these poor victims suffer and pay.
Nine months of suffering with daily reminders
Of a violent attack, seen without blinders
Then a lifetime reminder of her pain a grief
will show up under a near cabbage leaf.


Big Oil’s your friend, you say “drill baby, drill”
and you have contingents in case there’s a spill!
“Don’t worry!” says Sarah, as she hauls in her tractor
“We’ll tear down this plain for a nukelar reactor!”
Your world views are sketchy, your arguments trite,
And your knowledge of history’s not even right!
So don’t be surprised when you roll into town
If the drawbridge is up, and the guard gate is down!
The sentinel’s guarding the town through the night,
The moment you show up, he’ll strike up his light.
To warn all the townsfolk, each husband and wife”

“Sarah Palin is coming! Run for your life!”



mrs. miss alaineus said...

brilliant!!!!!!! you need to do a reading of this and YOUTUBE it!!!!


Wonder Man said...

she is so dumb

Bob said...

Stupid is as stupid does.

Joy said...

Excellent!! Absolutely freaking brilliant!!! Love it and you!!!


Beth said...

This is excellent! Nicely done!


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