Check him out- he's hilarious, and doesn't miss a thing!
Miss G does have a few ponderings for her Top Chef fans, though:
What's up with Pocket Gay's read cheeks? He looks like he just downed a bottle of poppers throughout the whole show! I will miss his elfin magic, though not his conceited fag hag!
Apparently the Indian chick, Radichio, missed last season's "Next Food Network Star" and missed the memo that curry doesn't play well in Peoria, and that no one like a whiny Indian chick who is out to prove she can cook more than just indian food- in a tangine! She's going home soon! Lest you think that I'm hating on people of Indian descent, please let me remind you of my elicit love affair with Raj Bahvsar last summer!
Crazy Carla- I can only channel Suede and say: "whackadoodle"! She'll be going home long before her entertainment value has worn off!
I can't stand the chick from Jersey because she looks and talks just like my ex-sister-in-law's twin sister from Jersey. Bad memories!
And THANK GODDESS that GayDork Ted is off that show- me no likee! Note to straight people- you don't have to be nice to him out of respect for us. He's not a celebrity in our world, either!
If I've lost you- check out the show or DD's blog!