Tomorrow is the Kentucky Derby Party benefitting Legacy at Chances! Miss Ginger is co-hosting, and there is so much work to be done! She has to prepare one of her FABULOUS briskets, get her bonnets made, find all the drag horses for the drag horse races, make baked beans, decorate her jockey shorts, decide what to wear, and come up with 2 numbers! Oye, why does she procrastinate so? I'm sure she'll have the staff up all night cooking, gluing, and fetching! Let's just hope the bitch doesn't decide she wants to make a new dress! That would be just like her! If she goes all Martha Stewart on our ass there may be a walkout!
Anyho- hope all you locals can make it to the party! Wear a bonnet if you want to enter the contest, and there's also a contest for the "best jockey shorts", so get our your Ronco® Bedazzler and get going!