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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

OMG!

Miss Ginger witnessed one of the craziest things she has ever seen in her life today!!! She's never experienced anything like this before, and she hopes she never does again!
We had this corporate event at the House of Blues tonight (she didn't even know Houston HAD a House of Blues!) which is right down the street from the office, so she left the parking garage a little later than she usually does. As usual, she pulled out of the garage, and got stopped by the first light, right in front of the Subway sandwich shop. As she's waiting for the light to change, she sees a "belly" out of the corner of her eye on a person standing on the sidewalk in front of the Subway. Just as she's sarcastically thinking, "nice physique, dude", she realizes it's not a dude at all, but a woman with rather large breasts who has pulled her shirt and bra up around her neck to let her belly and boobs enjoy the night air! Miss Ginger averts her eyes, but than has to turn back for another glance at this train wreck, who, by the way is oblivious to the presence of Miss G or anyone else for that matter. Well, as Miss G looks again, this creature proceeds to roll her pants and panties down to her ankles, and stands there rubbing her belly while she allows her cootchie a breath of fresh air as well!! Now mind you, Miss G's car is stopped in the street between this peep show and the bus stop full of people across the street, so she didn't get to see anyone else's reaction to the spectacle, but as she pulled away from the green light, she knows she left them with an eyeful!
I'm not sure if the poor thing was drunk, high, schizophrenic, or just plain crazy, but I guess she figured when a girl's cootchie gets hot, she's gotta do what she's gotta do to cool it off!

16 comments:

Beth said...

ROFL! Boy, ain't that the truth. Must have been an exceptionally hot Houston evening...! XO

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Sounds like the case for a personal fan :o)

Wonder Man said...

it's always hot there

Anonymous said...

This is a sight I am glad I missed-it will never be too hot for me to ever do that. MBC

Joy said...

That is bizarre! I think you listed all the possible reasons for this uh unseemly display.

edder said...

Yeah, sounds like being uninhibited isn't her only serious issue. Yikes!

Dan said...

LMAO! When I fiorst moved to Chicago, there was a woman that lived in the neighborhood that always wore a skirt. If you walked by her and made eye contact she would lift it up and scream! Lick my pussy!

Char said...

OMG! That is the funniest! I have never heard of (or seen) anyone airing their dookie on the street. You shoulda got a picture!

Indigo said...

Apparently she isn't self conscience of her body image. That just had ewww...written all over it. (Hugs)Indigo

Zombie Mom said...

When that impulse control goes- all bets are off... A million years ago I worked in the Tenderloin (SF) doing health care with homeless folks with HIV- part of my gig was to troll the streets- there were all kinds of naked down there -

Praying naked guy was one of my faves.... He would strip and pray to the East in a completely ritualistic fashion.

miss alaineus said...

maybe she was taking a fresh air hooker shower???? make sure you have some air freshener on you at all times in your purse so if it happens again you can throw the febreeze at her and run like hell.

the fake aflac duck says, "agalshec!"

xxalainaxx

miss alaineus said...

lol my next word verification was ramin....


xxalainaxx

mistress maddie said...

I'm so glad you saw it and not me!!!!!!!!!!!!

David Dust said...

Miss G -

I was hoping to sneak into Houston, air-out my cootchie and tittays, and sneak out without anyone noticing.

Thanks for blowing my cover...

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Mark in DE said...

Too funny!

Yasmin said...

LMAOOOOOO that was my laugh out loud moment for the week. Thanks

Yasmin
xx

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