OMG!

Miss Ginger witnessed one of the craziest things she has ever seen in her life today!!! She's never experienced anything like this before, and she hopes she never does again!
We had this corporate event at the House of Blues tonight (she didn't even know Houston HAD a House of Blues!) which is right down the street from the office, so she left the parking garage a little later than she usually does. As usual, she pulled out of the garage, and got stopped by the first light, right in front of the Subway sandwich shop. As she's waiting for the light to change, she sees a "belly" out of the corner of her eye on a person standing on the sidewalk in front of the Subway. Just as she's sarcastically thinking, "nice physique, dude", she realizes it's not a dude at all, but a woman with rather large breasts who has pulled her shirt and bra up around her neck to let her belly and boobs enjoy the night air! Miss Ginger averts her eyes, but than has to turn back for another glance at this train wreck, who, by the way is oblivious to the presence of Miss G or anyone else for that matter. Well, as Miss G looks again, this creature proceeds to roll her pants and panties down to her ankles, and stands there rubbing her belly while she allows her cootchie a breath of fresh air as well!! Now mind you, Miss G's car is stopped in the street between this peep show and the bus stop full of people across the street, so she didn't get to see anyone else's reaction to the spectacle, but as she pulled away from the green light, she knows she left them with an eyeful!
I'm not sure if the poor thing was drunk, high, schizophrenic, or just plain crazy, but I guess she figured when a girl's cootchie gets hot, she's gotta do what she's gotta do to cool it off!