and this:
and she's even tried this:
but NOTHING seems to relieve this pesky yeast infection! She has made an appointment to see her "lady doctor" Dr. Strangeglove tomorrow, so it looks like she won't be making to Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend! So, Boy G is just going to leave her with one of these:
and let her work out this lady issue on her own!He's actually quite relieved that he won't have to deal with dragging all of her shit, hassling with security at the airports and the hotel, and arranging a motorcade for her arrival! It will be nice to enjoy meeting all the Gingersnaps and Dust Bunnies without all that DRAMA!!
So, Boy G's flight leaves Houston at 9am tomorrow! He's so excited! He'll arrive early afternoon, plenty of time to get settled and nourished, maybe make a liqour run, and take a nap before the "official" Dust Bunny Welcome Party! That event is SOOOOO exclusive that he doesn't even know where it is yet, but all those years with Miss G have made him pretty good at hunting down a party! Dirty Martinis, here he comes!
And Saturday Night isthe "Big Event" at Pieces! 9pm! Be there, bitches!
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I am sure that there will be a lot of disappointed bunnies, but they will learn to deal :o)
Aw, I'm sorry Miss G can't make it, but I don't blame her for wanting to stay home to take care of those yeasty beasties! I'm sure that Boy G will be a worthy representative, and will have plenty to report back. Give David a hug from me, okay? Love, Beth
Well, since Miss G can't make it, I should call MY evil drag twin: Miss Spent Youth. Although she tends to get arrested at parties.
See ya tomorrow!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXO
Maybe it's escalated into a bacterial infection?!? Get to a doctor!
I mailed you some Midol, but I guess I should have FedEx'd it. :-)
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