Upon arriving at the parade site last night, Miss Ginger was thrilled to see the large number of Houston's finest out on the streets. If you recall, she has ranted about the lack of crowd control last year, so this year she was very glad to see mounted police and police barricades. She's used to seeing those, because they are used every weekend in her native New Orleans to keep tourists safe in the French Quarter.
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Sunday, June 28, 2009
Houston Pride Dampened by Injury.
Upon arriving at the parade site last night, Miss Ginger was thrilled to see the large number of Houston's finest out on the streets. If you recall, she has ranted about the lack of crowd control last year, so this year she was very glad to see mounted police and police barricades. She's used to seeing those, because they are used every weekend in her native New Orleans to keep tourists safe in the French Quarter.
Another One Bites the Dust....
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
This n that...
It was 104 freekin' degrees in Houston today- a new record! With the heat index, the "feels like" temp was 108!!
Bear with me a bit as I rant again about PrideHouston and the Houston Pride Festival. I read an article where the brain trust from the Pride committee were raving about their FABULOUS festival, with a special "latino" area, a "tranny" section, a health and wellness area, and a place where you can buy food and beer. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the point of this festival to bring everyone together? To put us all in one place so we can enjoy a sense of community, and learn more about each other? So WHY THE HELL would you create "sections" at a Pride festival?! And don't give them an "out" (pardon the accidental pun) by saying they are trying to make it easier to enjoy the festival by keeping similar attractions close together- the whole damn festival is only a block long!!! So, just to prove my point, I'm gonna hang my tranny ass out in the latino section all day. I'll show them!
We are getting ready for a "visit" at work. Now, for those of you non-retailers out there, "visits" are when a big whig comes in from the corporate offices to "review our business opporunities" and "see what we need from them to help drive sales." So, we work around the clock replacing light bulbs that have been burnt out for months, cleaning bathrooms with more than a bottle of windex, and putting every piece of merchandise in just the right place. So they can come in and say "What a lovely store! Great job! You don't need anything from us!"
Um, sir, a little payroll would be nice, so I don't have to work my executives around the clock to make this place look so good! Just sayin' !
Miss Ginger is really looking forward to the weekend!
Monday, June 22, 2009
Heil, Burka!
TMI
As you may know, Boy Ginger has embarked upon a weight loss regimen. In addition to regulated meals, the program also includes driking copius amounts of water. This, on top of the fact that Boy G takes a diuretic to regulate his blood pressure, leads to numerous trips to the loo, both day and night.
During the day it's not so bad. Thankfully Momma G always taught him to "potty before you leave the house", which is now parlayed into "before you leave the house/store/airport/restaurant/bar/building/premises." Typically, if there's a facility nearby he will make a pit stop, in case there's not one nearby in the next 30 minutes.
Nights are a little worse. He has learned to refrain from too many liquids immediately before bedtime, and can usually make it through the night. Sort of.
See, the problem is, the biology doesn't stop when the Boy is sleeping, and subconciously his body begins to make him aware that it's time to go. So, in his dream, he begins to look for the nearest restroom. Thankfully, he never finds the slumberland toilet, but the dream becomes one of those endless maze nightmares, where he's going from room to room in a strange place, looking for an acceptable relief station. Sometimes, he becomes tempted by uncommon facilities, and has to convince himself "no, a Sri Lankan bathroom can't be THIS different from the ones at home!" Ultimately, he awakens to realize that the bathroom is just steps away, and is "relieved" that it was only a dream!
Well, you can only imagine the nightmares this photo from failblog.org will cause!
Miss Ginger's Pet Peeves
She listed some pet peeves on her blog and challenged her readers to do the same!
Here we go:
1.- Crusty heels! Either get a PedEgg® and some lotion or don't wear sandals! Your choice!
2.- People who seem to have never used an ATM before in their life!
3.- People who fart on escalators! - I can't escape that cloud, asshat!
4.- When people on elevators speak really loudly to each other in a foreign language because they "assume" I can't understand it.
5.- Dirty bathrooms.
6.-Tube tops. Bonus points for tube top + bedroom slippers.
7.- "Old" men with long hair.
8.- Back fat. Wear a jacket!
9.-People with heavy accents who get frustrated with me because I can't understand them!
10.- Bartenders who can't get a martini to you before the little tiny ice crumbles melt.
What's your peeviest pet peeves?
Happy Pride from Houston, Texas!
Sunday, June 21, 2009
The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz
Greed: | Very Low | |
Gluttony: | Low | |
Wrath: | Very Low | |
Sloth: | Medium | |
Envy: | Very Low | |
Lust: | Low | |
Pride: | Medium |
The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com
So, Miss Ginger took the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz, and, no surprise, she is not particularly sinful. See, the deal is, the quiz really is measuring the things about which an individual feels guilty. Miss G does not have a particularly guilty conscious, so she measured relatively low on the sin scale. Hey, Miss G is all about Karma- she wants to stay on It's good side!
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Also, Mistress Borghese (hey, Maddie!) published maps of the results, which Miss G found somewhat interesting!
Lust isn't a huge surprise to Miss G. The South is notoriously horny! Not sure why South Dakota popped up on that one. Maybe the test was given on a cold winter's night!
The layout of "wrath" is fascinating to Miss G- who knew Louisiana was such an angry state? I guess it does make sense, though, since the folks who originally populated most of the state were essentially evicted from their homeland in Nova Scotia. Not really sure why Florida, Georgia, and South Carolina are so angry- do you think they are STILL pissed off because they lost the Civil War? I totally get the red in Mew Mexico- I found it to be a very angry state!
Miss Ginger does find it quite interesting that gluttony and sloth rated so low across the country! I'll bet if you polled Europeans and Asians and asked them about gluttony and sloth in America, you would have a different answer! Miss Ginger, in her limited travels, has found Americans to be some of the most gluttonous and slothful creatures on the planet! They expect to be handed things on a silver platter and feel entitled to freedoms and privleges for which they are not willing to put forth any effort! That's just Miss G's opinion, and she's stickin' to it!
Take the quiz and post the results on your blog!! C'mon! Do it!
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Getting to Know You!
So, here goes:
I CAN'T...
...deal well with whiners- STFU and do something about it!
...bear looking at disfigured people. It breaks my heart and makes me squeamish.
...play a guitar. I have tried to learn and it just seemed all backwards!
...maintain an intimate relationship. I always sabotage them. There must be baggage there but I haven't found it yet.
...stand to hear the sound of my own voice!
BUT I CAN...
...cook, sew, craft, and build: all in 4 inch heels if I have to!
...listen to your concerns and offer an outside perspective.
...speak to a crowd, sing in front of others, and generally entertain the masses!
...be a responsible adult when that's what's required.
...rally the cause- either "for" or "against", depending on the situation!
I WON'T...
...help you if you won't help yourself.
...stand in a long line- very few things are as precious to me as time!
...let negative people bring me down. I have had to learn to push them back.
...wash my own car, cut my own grass, or clean my own house. I can do more important things with my time, and these activities provide livelihood to others!
BUT I WILL...
...go to the ends of the world to help you make a better life for yourself!
...always respect the memory of my ancestors.
...fulfill my commitments to the best of my ability.
...listen to your side of the story.
I SHOULDN'T...
...say "I'll just have one!" I never have just one of anything!
...be so quick to write people off as "not worth my time".
...talk so much.
...bite off more than I can chew.
AND I SHOULD...
...quit making excuses and get more exercize!
...organize my thoughts with the same focus that I use to organize "things".
...talk to my brothers and family more.
...overcome my impatience with politics and get more involved in how I can affect change.
...do something every single day that will make me a better person than I was yesterday!
Now. wasn't that "cleansing" to the soul! Try it yourself if you've a mind to! I look forward to getting to know you better!
Friday, June 19, 2009
At Home in the Heat!
We are into the infernal heat of the Texas summer, and it's looking like it's going to be a very dry one! The grounds and gardens of Chez Ginger look okay due to the sprinkler system, but driving around town, the grass on the side of the road and in the parks is turning dry, brown, and crunchy! So depressing! And the heat is so oppressive, Miss G can't even get from the house to the car without schvitzing her face off!
So, Miss G will spend most of the weekend at home chillaxing with the kitties. There is a krewe workshop tomorrow, which will be hideously hot, and then tomorrow night is Mona Lott's Over the Rainbow show at Tony's Corner Pocket, so Miss G has to paint a face for that. It's a 8pm, so it anyone wants to brave the heat, come on by and cheer us on!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Leavin' on a Jet Plane!
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Miss Ginger Weighs in on World Politics!
And while Miss G respects the right of all to free speech, she's not really sure how they think a demonstration outside a ritzy shopping mall in Houston, Texas is going to do much to change the state of politics in their homeland. I mean, really, what will waving signs at the passing Benz's of the big-haired River Oaks ladies leaving Neiman-Marcus do to help the cause? They were also doing this in REALLY bad traffic, as it was 5:30pm and most certainly everyone whizzing past the Galleria at that time was much more focused on happy hour than they were at changing world politics. In Houston, we are used to dodging the ocassional homeless beggar with our cars; not so much mobs of screaming Iranians. It was all quite disturbing and made Miss G wish she had not vowed to give up pinot grigio. She really could have used a glass when she got home!
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Traditions?
Friday, June 12, 2009
It's That Time of Year!
The summer draws near it's close as we present the Mr., Ms., and Miss Mint Julep Contest, Sunday, July 19th, 2:30pm at the Brazos River Bottom. This year's show should be extra FABULOUS with a new venue, new performers, and some great candidates who have really worked hard this year to raise money for Legacy! If you only see one drag show a year, this is the one to see!
So keep an eye out for Miss G when you're out and about in H-town the summer! Be sure to tip her, and when you do, be sure to tell her "I'm a GingerSnap!"
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
I'll NEVER Get to Work Today!
What is she Thinking?!
50! 50! 50! A Golden Moment
Oh, wait, you probably already have one!
Well, you have won the heart of this ole drag queen, anyway!
Hope you all enjoy your time here!
By the way, GingerSnaps, Behrmark just started a blog of his own, so check out Behr Blather and give him a look-see!
Monday, June 8, 2009
Pics from the RoundUP!
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Miss Ginger's RoundUP was a FABULOUS Success!
Miss Ginger is truly touched, and so honored to have a group of friends as loving, giving, and generous as you! In these tough economic times, Miss G feels it's more important than ever for those of us who have jobs to support Legacy, so healthcare will be available to those less fortunate. Nothing feels better than good karma, except perhaps knowing that your friends all "pay it forward" as well! Karma breeds karma, and it's great to be in such good company!
I want to thank everyone who mailed in checks, came to the show and tipped, or bought tables to support the cause! I especially want to thank the performers, those tireless souls who give their weekends, every weekend, raising money, one dollar at a time, to ensure people from all walks of life can recieve the dignified healthcare that everyone deserves!
Soooo,
here's a shout out to Marcia Mink Anne Gill and JP Gill, former Mint Juleps and the reigning monarchs of ERSICSS who took time from their busy realm to support 'lil ole Miss Ginger! Falcon and Scott, who always come up to support the cause! Aaron Patterson, the reigning Mr. Mint Julep, and Keith Nappier, co-founder of the Mint Julep Organization! Vixen Deveraux Morehead and Mona Lott, candidates for Miss Mint Julep 2009; Susan Hayes, candidate for Ms. Mint Julep 2009; and Alex Stroud, candidate for Mr. Mint Julep 2009. Oh, and I almost forgot the new candidate who announced at tonight's show, Gear Shift who will challenge Alex for the title of Mr. MJ!
I also have to thank my co-emcee, Holly Redwood! We should do a sister act, girl!
Miss Ginger also wants to thank the board and staff at Legacy for all they do to support our community! Working in the non-profit world is tough, because you never walk away from the need, and the desire to help! Just like the performers, they are out there every weekend, representing Legacy and interacting with the community- "off the clock", so to speak! You guys are there for the community every bit at much as the performers are, and I for one want to publicly say "thanks!"
And finally, thanks to Sonna and her darling sweetie Denise! I wouldn't be doing this if it weren't for them, and they helped make Miss Ginger the gurl she is today! Love ya!
Love to all, and thanks again for your support!
Friday, June 5, 2009
Miss Ginger's RoundUp is Almost Here!
Lot's to do, since she has put off finding an outfit! She needs to go to a western wear store, which could be a bit intimidating, but hopefully she can get the lesbians to go with her! They won't look as conspicuous as Miss G will picking through racks of women's western attire!
She's also making some of her famous grub, since the only thing better than a drag queen is a drag queen who can cook! There's gonna be pork tenderloin and lotsa sides for those who are hongry! The party starts at 3pm and we'll get the show going around 4pm. Lots of people are out of town this weekend, so if you're in town, Miss G REALLY needs your support for this one! Our goal is to raise at least $8,000 for Legacy, and we really think we can make it happen! Come to the show to learn about Miss Ginger's "Fun With Math" episode, and bring your handful of ones, which will turn into a handful of 2's when you walk through the door! Funny thing about this magic math, though. It only work's on the money you drop into the tip bucket!
It's at the BRB this Sunday! Email Miss G at ggrant008@aol.com if you need more info!
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Don't Eat the Dead Ones!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Reader's Digest Condensed Version!
Monday, June 1, 2009
Did You Happen to Notice...
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia 2008 -
2008- Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing 2009 -
2009 Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.
Has any one else noticed this?
It gets worse........ next year...... 2010 -
Chinese year of the Cock !
Eeeeeeeeek!