Boy G hates the way he looks in bowties! That tiny little tie perched all wobbily on that expanze of black and white makes his big round head look like a Macy's Parade Balloon!
He has a perfectly beautiful silver and black long tie in his drawer that goes with his silver cummerbund beautifully. I keep telling him to wear it if he doesn't like the bow tie, but he keeps whining that it's not a "set" since it's not the same fabric as his cummerbund.
Won't someone help Miss Ginger convince Boy G that his tie and cummerbund don't have to "match", they just have to "go"! Help me get him dressed and out of this house so me and the mitties can open our Cristal in peace!